enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?