promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes


im afraid since mercury and emerald are part of the antagonists
meaning they might be destroyed


opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)


THE FOOD IFGHT SCENE I CANT??? WHAT IS HAPPENING


hELP HELP ME
MERCURY IS HOT AND MY SOUL BURNS FOR HIM


theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?


condesces:

what do we say to the god of death?

not today *sets difficulty to casual*


boyparts:

#eat ass

yourhandiheld:

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yourhandiheld:

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